/ before
in ten years

o-baby:

she won’t remember

smiling before drinking my milk
or falling asleep after
still latched

the way she grabbed my hair
or my finger
or my shirt
or my necklace

my too-frequent kisses
or our midnight cuddles

but i will

(Source: enaballerina)

2 hours ago • 1,396 notes

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

2 hours ago • 768,985 notes

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

2 hours ago • 198,327 notes

adonutwithamapleglaze:

I don’t care what level you like musicals on. I don’t care if you just like seeing a high school production every once and a while, or if you spend every last cent you have in order to see as many broadway shows as you can. I love you, let’s be friends.

2 hours ago • 821 notes

will2kill:

wattthefisk:

Our selection of the top ten abandoned places we would visit if we weren’t so scared!

What the hell is that disco ball lookin place toward the end?

2 hours ago • 7,446 notes

s00tball:

I just died.

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

(Source: flewor)

2 hours ago • 922,084 notes

theheartmaid:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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2 hours ago • 237,953 notes

jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

(Source: iiiarclight)

2 hours ago • 179,822 notes

mynewplaidpants:

Justin Theroux’s bulge is all I’ve watched of The Leftovers so far, and I’m already hooked. SEE MORE HERE.

19 hours ago • 940 notes

syldoran:

wonkyrainbows:

gryffindorgeek7777:

mad-piper-with-a-box:

thetomska:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

It’s great that he’s addressed this but are we really supposed to believe that NO ONE during the extremely lengthy processes of writing a song, recording it, mastering it and animating the music video wouldn’t have brought it up?

Excuse me but how the hell is spastic even remotely insulting?

So I just recently learned that in the UK calling someone spastic means the same thing as calling someone retarded, only much worse.
If it makes people in the UK feel any better, people in the US literally do not know this (like literally no one I have ever met and/or know). Here being spastic is usually meant to mean something along the lines of acting like a hyper-active child (like running around in circles yelling just because they feel like it please be quiet for just 2 minutes type of child). NOBODY here uses it as a slur.
Since Weird Al is a US musician and the US music industry is pretty non-international, yeah actually I think its entirely possible that none of the people who worked on this song actually knew that spastic was considered an awful slur in some parts of the world.
And I’m like 99.9999% sure that Weird Al is genuinely very sorry that he was accidentally offensive.

Yeah I’m from the US and I didn’t have any clue that this was remotely offensive until I saw Weird Al’s apology.

Weird Al’s a good guy. Some of his older stuff has a few things I wish he hadn’t said, but he’s improved and he’s never overtly offensive on purpose in his music. This is how you do a good parody career.
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daysrunaway:

g’night